Smith Beach Football League

Fantasy Football from the Shores of the Chesapeake Bay

Managers

 

Cranial Rectosis

Best Finish: 2nd 2017

Is there a doctor in the house? We've heard reports of many in the SBFL suffering from Cranial Rectosis. A perennial contender, a cheese head from Wisconsin, and a Badger Band alumnus, Cranial Rectosis has football in his veins. Although he may want to get that looked at...

 

 

If The Shoe Fitz

Best Finish: 2nd 2015

A charter member of the SBFL, If The Show Fitz, has proven to be a formidable competitor on the fantasy football battlegrounds. If The Show Fitz is poised to make yet another run at the championship with her savvy roster management and keen eye for off the radar players.

Alias: This Gurley's on Fire, Legion of Womb, Ninja Turtle Pumpkins, The 12th Mom

 

 

Just Win Baby

Championships: 2015, 2016, 2025

With the kind of consistency that Just Win Baby displays year over year it would be easy to call his team a dynasty. That is... if you could remember his name from year to year. Maybe the yearly name changes are part of his deceptive tactics or maybe he is just one heck of a consistent player. Either way if you expect to beat Just Win Baby then you better have the haircut to prove it! A longime Raider fan he has run football pick'em pools at the office for years. And can likely tell you who the led the NFL in rushing in the year you were born.

Alias: 4 D Carr, GrudenMakingRaidersGreatAgain, Knock on Wood, Mike Sr, Mike Sr - 2015 Champ, Mike Sr - Back to Back Champ

 

 

La Hermana

Best Finish: 5th 2023

Watch out for this gridiron sorceress as she takes her magic to the next level, blending her football expertise with the academic pursuits of college life. Who knows what new spells she'll conjure up in the world of fantasy football and beyond? The future is bright for Mahomes Run, and her legend is far from finished.

 

 

Librarians

Championships: 2022, 2023

If you're going toe-to-toe with the Librarians you'd better do your homework! A true football fan who studies the games and stats but has a special place in her heart for the Bills.

 

 

Party Like a Gronk Star

Championships: 2020

Social media continuously reminds us that Gronk loves to party like a star. But when game time comes Gronk shows up in full salesforce.

Alias: Markated

 

 

Phoenix Avengers

Best Finish: 4th 2024

After serving many years as the commissioner of the Cousinpalooza Gridiron league, the Phoenix Avengers agreed to combine with the SBFL. She brings a long legacy of winning fantasy trophies and expects to be competitive in the SBFL. Her astute knowledge of the game combined with her years of experience are sure to serve her well as she looks to continue her fantasy football dominance in the SBFL.

 

 

Pirate Princess

Championships: 2018

As her name would suggest the Pirate Princess is ruthless. Not only competing but WINNING the championship in her rookie year in the SBFL. While some were relenting "who invited her" others knew better than to challenge for fear of walking the plank! She's a fitness guru with the stamina and football IQ to plunder any team in her path.

 

 

Pouncing Panthers

Best Finish: 6th 2016

There is likely no more adequately named team in the SBFL than the Pouncing Panthers. Just when you think you've got the Panthers they come ROAR'ing back!

 

 

PQ Punishers

Championships: 2019

True to their name the PQ Punishers have inflicted punishment in the SBFL since their joining in 2018. After wining the 2019 championship some are asking "whats next" for this mild-mannered football team. But rest assured, this team lives up to their name on gameday, inflicting punishment on their opponents. The PQ Punishers are a perennial favorite to take it all and do so by playing the waiver wire and making smart late season trades. Rest assured if you face the PQ Punishers you'll be lucky to slide BYE!

 

 

The Buffs

Best Finish: 7th 2024

Don't let her love of animals and plants fool you, Team Buff has plans to use her financial acumen to monopolize the SBFL. Behind the Broadway shows and spreadsheets she has a passion for cultivating a winning fantasy team and brining the SBFL trophy to the Big Apple-ish.

 

 

The Covenant

Best Finish: 2nd 2021

The Covenant is a newcomer to fantasy football and the SBFL alike. He has a natural savvy for drafting big name players. Will his playground intelligence be the difference maker this season? Only time will tell!

 

 

The Jolly Rodgers

Best Finish: 5th 2017

In addition to being a Packers fan, The Jolly Rodgers are packing a punch when it comes to fantasy football. TJR isn't sipping scotch and R-E-L-A-X'ing they are working the waiver wire to build a championship contending team. This team is no Jolly Rancher sweet treat, they are a force to be reckoned with in the SBFL.

 

 

The Yes Men

Championships: 2017, 2021

The Yes Men played extensive middle school and high school football. Which obviously makes him a football expert. As you'd expect, The Yes Men are consistent performers in the regular season but often fall just short in crunch time. If you're cornered with The Yes Men at a gathering you'll not only hear about their medicore stats from "when they played the game" but also be reminded that they are 2-3 in SBFL championship games

 

 

Vineyard Ranch Broncos

Best Finish: 5th 2019

In the true spirt of his home state, this Texan is hoping to make a BIG splash on the SBFL scene. The Vineyard Ranch Broncos are hoping to ride their stout roster all the way this year. The VYB will have to saddle up and ride hard each week in hopes that the championship will resemble a showdown at the Alamo.

 

 

WeDaBestMusic

Championships: 2024

Beyond the realms of pigskin, WeDaBestMusic has a second love that sets them apart - the crack of a baseball against a wooden bat, the thrill of a stolen base, and the poetic dance between pitcher and batter. He joins the SBFL as a 2 time champion of the Cousinpalooza Gridiron league.